Coffee Shop Pickup Lines

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Ask, “Do you believe in ghosts?” For some reason, girls in coffee shops love to give their opinions on this!

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Hi, I’ve been sitting here for the past ten minutes trying to think of some opening line to talk to you, but I’m drawing a complete blank. So I’d just like to say, my name is John and I think you’re very beautiful. What’s your name?

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Coffee shop pickup line: “Excuse me, do you think smiles are contagious?” and give her a big smile until she smiles back. “See I knew it they are! What’s your name?”

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“Psst- did you ever see Rainbow Brite as a kid? I was just watching it on an old vhs cassette- what Saturday morning cartoons did you used to watch?”

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Coffee shop pickup line: “Hey- does coffee really stain your teeth? My friend drinks his coffee through a straw to keep his teeth white. What do you think- should we be worried? Cause I love coffee-”

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~ Jesse