Mall Pickup Lines That Get Girls

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Mall pickup line: “Hey, can you tell me where the JC Penney is at? Yeah, I’m looking for a gift for my little sister. Actually, have you got any ideas?”

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In a clothing store: “Hey I need a female opinion- what do you think would look better on me, this or this?”

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In a clothing store: “Hold up some huge baggy pants or bling- “Wow this would look so AWESOME on me- yeah like a playa pimp. You can be my biatch”

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Mall pickup line: With a group, ask to all of them, “So how do all of you know each other?” Most of the time, they’ll answer you no questions asked!

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“Hi girls, I need an opinion. I was at Saks today, and there were $600 shirts. If guys wear 6bill shirts like that, do you think it’s classy or try-hard?”

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~ Jesse