Night Club Pickup Lines

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“So what do you think tastes better- beer or shots? My friend says beer tastes like piss-”

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Night club pickup line: “Hey, would you ever date a guy with webbed feet? No? Well, what if he had super duck powers? No? Well, what if he won the gold Olympics in swimming?”

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“Girls, I need one quick female advice- see that HOT chick over there (point out random girl)- she is really HOT and I would like to approach her, give me some advice”

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“Are you girls shy? I’ve been talking to my buddy here for ten minutes and you still haven’t said “hi” to us”

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Night club pickup line: “Hey…” wait for her to respond. Then give her come fuck me eyes and say “Come here I want to talk to you. I ain’t gonna bite. Maybe nibble a bit. I wanted to talk to you and see what you were like”

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~ Jesse