Restaurant Pickup Lines

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For a group sitting down say, “Hey, I only have a minute but need an opinion” then sit down straight away- by using a time constraint, they won’t object to you sitting down

Restaurant pickup line: To the across table: “Hey we need an opinion- after you eat- do you brush before you floss or do you floss before you brush?”

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To the across table: “Hey girls, we need a female opinion- what are the lamest pick-up lines you’ve ever heard?” Then start using them on the girls

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All in a joking tone- “Guys, I need a female opinion… how do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on Subway sandwiches like Jared. No really, is this place low-fat?”

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Restaurant pickup line: To the across table: “Hey, I’ve never eaten here before. What do you all recommend?” Then tease them on whatever they suggest

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~ Jesse