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When you’ve got hunky man-muscles, hot bodied sexy women, and you’re the most important guy in the universe, what more do you need?
Randy Pitchford, header develop of “Duke Nukem Forever” describes the game’s protagonist, Duke,
In Duke’s world this is all real shit. These fucking aliens are here and they’re fucking our planet up and they’re taking our chicks. There’s a reason for that, and Duke is the only guy who can stop them. In his universe, that all makes perfect sense. As a result, he is the most important person in his universe. And he knows it. He enjoys it. He franchises it! He’s got Duke Burgers opened up all over the country. It’s a weird universe, but it works for him. He’s the king!
Listen up MEN…
Legions of programmer nerds obsessively spend their nights and days in front of their computers to engineer a simulated fantasy life full of cyber babes and cyber action to addict you to light flashes on your TV screen.
Above: Grand Theft Auto
By pulling you into an alternative universe that will do absolutely *nothing* in reality to bring you status, health, happiness, or real girls, some game developer nerd who’s skin is turning the color of the wallpaper is getting RICH off your ass.
I know, because for years I did game developing myself!
Just yesterday I was playing “Call of Duty: Black Ops” yesterday with my friend, and 3 hours whizzed by in a snap. Really, it felt like only an hour. And there were no big-boob sexy babes, just zombies!
Somehow time just flies when you’re playing a good game – and so does your life. Those are hours you’ll never get back and did nothing to contribute to your goals of getting a great girlfriend.
Guys, if you’re fantasizing about women and getting laid, PLEASE throw away your games and take up some new hobbies and activities!
~ Jesse
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