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So you want to pick up girls in South Beach, Florida?
We’ll start with the good things about South Beach, and then the bad as it’s quite a mixed bag.
Model party in South Beach
South Beach is actually a man-made barrier island between the city of Miami and the Atlantic Ocean. You can go back and forth between South Beach and Miami by driving over a very long bridge. So South Beach has its own culture that is distinct from the rest of Miami.
For one, you can get around South Beach walking, whereas in Miami you need a car. Which is pretty cool because you can walk between the beach, clubs, bars, and restaurants, and back to your hotel.
During March, the beach swells with girls on Spring Break – it’s literally wall to wall college girls in bikinis covering the beach – and it’s a BIG beach. There’s a strip of clubs and bars too.
Now the downsides…
It’s a pretty expensive place. Hotels run at minimum about $150 per night, and it’s far more expensive during events like Spring Break. There are two or three hostels, but they’re not that great, lack privacy, and can be overcrowded.
In summer it’s HOT and HUMID. Like disgustingly “I don’t want to go outside” humid.
It’s not exactly a tropical paradise. The beaches are white and set back from the road, but the place is highly developed for tourists. There’s not much natural beauty there.
The club entrances can be extensive ($20 to $40) and there’s often long lines to get inside (like 1 to 2 hours of waiting outside). You can avoid the lines if you have a bunch of girls with you, and even then it’s not always guaranteed.
Sometimes the clubs can be packed with guys too – like 3 guys to every girl.
Drug use is big and some of the girls will be high as kites.
So How Are The Women?
The women are not particularly friendly. Not mean. But not really friendly either.
Picking up by being a laid back, “nice guy” won’t cut it. Expect blow out after blow out and stay in the set no matter what until you turn them around. It’s intense and a rush, but don’t expect to just breeze on in and pull girls with little effort.
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If you can get into an exclusive party or a roped off VIP area, there can be a lot of beautiful women. But if you’re in the normal area of a club or in a general nightclub, I found that the women aren’t that attractive. Unless you’re a VIP, the 9’s and 10’s, and often even the 8’s, will be roped off from you.
Note that the pictures I’m providing here represent the hottest of the women – the top 1% of them.
Most of the women however are just average-looking tourist chicks from around the U.S., so you should have realistic expectations that the vast majority of women look nowhere like super models.
Gaming South Beach How-To
You’ll find a lot of guys who save up there year’s savings so that one weekend they can splurge and burn all their money renting a Ferrari and trying to pickup girls, but end up buying prostitutes out of frustration and horniness. You’ll meet a lot of strange characters.
Generally I would call South Beach the most overrated club scene in the world I’ve been to – meaning that the hype the marketers generate for it as being a great place to meet hot women far exceeds the actually reality. The whole club scene more resembles a way to fleece horny young tourist guys of their money.
As for day game, most of the girls walking the streets aren’t particularly beautiful. There’s a lot of homeless people and drug junkies. It depends on what time of the year it is, and if it’s a busy tourist weekend, in which case you’ll find a lot more girls who flew in for the weekend.
Really, the best place to pickup women is on the beach itself. If you wake up early as the sun is rising, or later in the evening when the sun is not so intense, and you have SOLID beach game, you can meet more attractive women that way.
If you decide to move to South Beach to LIVE year round, that can solve some of the problems. If you’re game is good, you can meet the right people and get the connections into the VIP areas and so on. Still, summers are brutal hot, and many winter days are too cold for the beach. And even when you meet a girl, most of them leave a few days later since they’re all on vacation. The people I know who moved there all moved away after a year for one reason or another.
If you want to get laid on Spring Break, I would recommend going to Cancun instead. If you want relaxing beaches and nature, go to Costa Rica. If you want a Latin nightlife experience, go to the city of Miami or Costa Rica. South Beach, while it has positives for it, generally isn’t worth it when you’ve got so many other options.
Then again, you might love it there… some people do. Everyone is different. That’s just my take.
~ Jesse
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Been to South Beach yourself? Let me know what you thought of it.
Or if you haven’t let me know what you think about visiting!
Hey Jesse,
I live in Fort Lauderdale and occasionally have some business down in Miami. Whenever I’m in the MIA I always make it a point to stop by Miami Beach and hang out. I disagree with your article on a few points. Yes there are some crackheads and drunks walking the streets but you are guaranteed to see model-caliber girls walking up and down the streets and hanging out in Starbucks. I actually was in a Starbucks once in Miami Beach and there was a gathering of very sexy models (they were having some kind of class meeting or something). One of the models was definitely giving me signals of attraction (I was in a suit and tie). Yes the girls at the clubs can be rude but at the beach or on the street (in a non-club environment) I think the hot babes are approachable…..My two cents anyway.
E-Diddy
PS-I never thought I could live anywhere else besides New York City until I saw Miami (all of South, FL really).
Yeah, it’s not ALL bad. Just guys going there typically have overblown expectations of a pussy paradise
cool take dude, I myself thought it was one hell of a place. good to know it’s overrated. would you say Floripa is better?
Yep, Floripa is great
Miami and South Beach is highly, highly overated, dumpy, dangerous, and incredibly superficial! Why would anyone want that when what really counts in life is reality? At the end of the day, no matter where in the world you are, people are people, cities are cities, and life is life. Everyone has to make money, eat, shit, sleep and live somewhere. Materialism and glamour is just a cheap, gloss veneer that camouflages reality.
Glad you agree !
hey man great site. you are dead on about miami.
my friend moved here from nyc, and he left 3 weeks later.
he was paranoid and told me it was an island version of groundhog day.
He said everybody here talks about alot of money, but they are all talk. great stuff here,Jesse.
thanks
Hi, Jesse;
Thanks for the write-up about South Beach.
I was wondering about places in the Keys of Florida.
It would be GREAT to get-away from the glitter and hype of some places.
I don’t hear too much about the Virgin Islands.
I am interested in knowing more about the places you have been.
I like the florida keys, and key west very relaxed place
Oh!..I just noticed you HAVE done reviews of other places on this site.
South Beach itself reminds me of some bad Latin American town – not safe, dirty and not friendly. Its also a very expensive place and as a guy who has to watch his bucks, you really get more action from a lap top dance then clubbing in Miami.
The women on the other had are incredibly hot. I used to live in NYC and LA and saw and met some outstanding women but Miami is tops. Particularly if you like Latina women.
However it was a very frustrating place for trying to pickup. Jesse is right you will get blown out alot and I did the whole time. So I stay away.
Very hot girls but only in a few exclusive places that are hard to get into, you can’t just walk into any old club and expect there to be really hot girls.
Hey man just thank you . I am ready to retire from the military and wanted some place were folks can be real . I am 51 your assessment of south beach allowed me to continue to search for a town to settle down in …Kevin
Glad it could help Kevin
I really don’t agree with you guys. I’ve only been here a few weeks and been opening like crazy. Nobody has really been unfriendly to me at all I swear to God. I think South Beach is beautiful. I will agree though on it being pricey and would agree on the tough to get into clubs.
All I remember of S. Beach is homeless bums, bums, bums and more bums. And thugs coming in from O-town as well as cross-dressers and transsexuals, lots of them. And freaks, cops, hyper-expensive everything, $35 sandwiches, and bums. Did I mention bums? That was the most over-rated place ever. I lived on the island, than was over 10 years ago and I ain’t been back since, did it change much?
Well it’s not as bad as that now, but still you’re not that far off
after 9/11
i started going down to key west
south beach is great ,did not do to well with the girls
but,key west was great with the local girls
my prime time 2.00 to 4.oo am LOL
Wilson, yes key west has a nice vibe to it
you guys are all debbie downers and negative. i live in miami and go to college here. i must say i don’t agree with your article jesse. it sounds like to me that you went to a crappy club on hip hop night, met some crack addicts under a bridge or tried to hit on dumb little girls. okay first off i go to that beach often to surf other times just to relax with friends, or tan. then my girls and i go often to the club scene. we like to start off at bars then head toglther to the good clubs.
the girls are hot. the hot girls have big egos. the guys with very little self confidence wont get the hot girls with a huge ego.
Honestly if your going to go to South Beach you cannot be a whimpy insecure little dude, MAN up and be a real man. Understand this the fat chubby girls, with muffin tops, saggy stretched otu boobs and cellulite ass’s if you were to wink at them they’d run over to you all with puppy eyes in their tankinis. But the sexy skinny girls, with perky boobs, cellulite free asses, pretty faces and tiny waists i’ll tell you right now are not going to give a damn if you wink at them. they get winked at all the time and hit on at the beach. they aren’t going to go for the seventh guy who is drooling at them from a distance. But they will go for the guy who has CONFIDENCE imagine that. They guy who comes up to them and says something that leaves the girl like what did you just tell me. you need to be upfront, confident with that bad boy i don’t care attitude, that dirty manly attitude. You’ll have her eating out of your hand. You need to act like your the most confident thing on this planet like your the hottest sh*t n earth. if you act that way even if you don’t believe but if you act as if and speak that way, she will believe it mark my words.
Okay best tips to meet girls:
-a lot of times these girls will pre-game before clubs or get a bite to eat. So walk through the ocean drive resteraunts on the sidewalks, the hostess with all try to get you to see the menu. But your not there to chow down on burgers your there to taste test the chickadees. see if after a couple resteraunts you scanned where the chicks you really want are. Make sure they are just girls on the outside table. Then try to get a table near them or in a way where you will have direct eye contact with the chick. Send some really fruity drink to her table add a double shot to it why not? then after she has enjoyed her drink for a little bit, just casually CONFIDENTLY stroll up there and give her a cocky line and sit at her table pump up the chicks and if your feeling order around of tequila shots.
-another idea is go to the big volley ball courts confidently send a overly cocky ‘line’ to a girl a watching from a far. Say something overly overly cocky to her that has her shocked then give her a playful line to have her join you in the game by giving her a halfway joking line giving her a chance to redeem herself on the courts. hell you can make it intresting and bet on a around of drinks or something.
- i’ll tell you what not to don’t every play the creepy old child molester man what I mean by that, don’t creepily over oogle her at the beach she gets enough of that, if your drunk don’t approach her and unless its late at night after a club don’t be all like i have bottles in my room lets go there.
- be casual, cocky overly confident.
-if she is playing with a ball confidently grab the ball and challenge her that the only way she’ll get it back is by going against you and winning.
***Be bold Confident Cocky act and speak like your gods gift to the earth.****
and it wouldnt kill you to stop shoving whoopers down your throat and curl a few weights before the beach..
I appreciate your opinion Annie. Your pickup advice is good. But you are a woman, and don’t have to follow through with being super confident, as you advise. South Beach will be very hard for most guys, particularly since most tourist men think they can get a lay there like it’s Spring Break or something. South Beach is a tourist trap, and lots of money is thrown around relative to the number of hookups that occur. Most guys will only masturbate and go home with nothing.
If your game is tight, obviously you’ll do well anywhere. But if your game is tight and can do well anywhere, there’s no particular reason to go to south beach.