So you want to pick up girls in South Beach, Florida?
We’ll start with the good things about South Beach, and then the bad as it’s quite a mixed bag.
Model party in South Beach
South Beach is actually a man-made barrier island between the city of Miami and the Atlantic Ocean. You can go back and forth between South Beach and Miami by driving over a very long bridge. So South Beach has its own culture that is distinct from the rest of Miami.
For one, you can get around South Beach walking, whereas in Miami you need a car. Which is pretty cool because you can walk between the beach, clubs, bars, and restaurants, and back to your hotel.
During March, the beach swells with girls on Spring Break – it’s literally wall to wall college girls in bikinis covering the beach – and it’s a BIG beach. There’s a strip of clubs and bars too.
Now the downsides…
It’s a pretty expensive place. Hotels run at minimum about $150 per night, and it’s far more expensive during events like Spring Break. There are two or three hostels, but they’re not that great, lack privacy, and can be overcrowded.
In summer it’s HOT and HUMID. Like disgustingly “I don’t want to go outside” humid.
It’s not exactly a tropical paradise. The beaches are white and set back from the road, but the place is highly developed for tourists. There’s not much natural beauty there.
The club entrances can be extensive ($20 to $40) and there’s often long lines to get inside (like 1 to 2 hours of waiting outside). You can avoid the lines if you have a bunch of girls with you, and even then it’s not always guaranteed.
Sometimes the clubs can be packed with guys too – like 3 guys to every girl.
Drug use is big and some of the girls will be high as kites.
So How Are The Women?
The women are not particularly friendly. Not mean. But not really friendly either.
Picking up by being a laid back, “nice guy” won’t cut it. Expect blow out after blow out and stay in the set no matter what until you turn them around. It’s intense and a rush, but don’t expect to just breeze on in and pull girls with little effort.
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If you can get into an exclusive party or a roped off VIP area, there can be a lot of beautiful women. But if you’re in the normal area of a club or in a general nightclub, I found that the women aren’t that attractive. Unless you’re a VIP, the 9’s and 10’s, and often even the 8’s, will be roped off from you.
Note that the pictures I’m providing here represent the hottest of the women – the top 1% of them.
Most of the women however are just average-looking tourist chicks from around the U.S., so you should have realistic expectations that the vast majority of women look nowhere like super models.
Gaming South Beach How-To
You’ll find a lot of guys who save up there year’s savings so that one weekend they can splurge and burn all their money renting a Ferrari and trying to pickup girls, but end up buying prostitutes out of frustration and horniness. You’ll meet a lot of strange characters.
Generally I would call South Beach the most overrated club scene in the world I’ve been to – meaning that the hype the marketers generate for it as being a great place to meet hot women far exceeds the actually reality. The whole club scene more resembles a way to fleece horny young tourist guys of their money.
As for day game, most of the girls walking the streets aren’t particularly beautiful. There’s a lot of homeless people and drug junkies. It depends on what time of the year it is, and if it’s a busy tourist weekend, in which case you’ll find a lot more girls who flew in for the weekend.
Really, the best place to pickup women is on the beach itself. If you wake up early as the sun is rising, or later in the evening when the sun is not so intense, and you have SOLID beach game, you can meet more attractive women that way.
If you decide to move to South Beach to LIVE year round, that can solve some of the problems. If you’re game is good, you can meet the right people and get the connections into the VIP areas and so on. Still, summers are brutal hot, and many winter days are too cold for the beach. And even when you meet a girl, most of them leave a few days later since they’re all on vacation. The people I know who moved there all moved away after a year for one reason or another.
If you want to get laid on Spring Break, I would recommend going to Cancun instead. If you want relaxing beaches and nature, go to Costa Rica. If you want a Latin nightlife experience, go to the city of Miami or Costa Rica. South Beach, while it has positives for it, generally isn’t worth it when you’ve got so many other options.
Then again, you might love it there… some people do. Everyone is different. That’s just my take.
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No question there are great looking ladies there. BUT, I gotta say at least 85% are fat ass dogs! Way to much PLASTIC, GRAVITY and RICE AND BEANS!
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yes south beach is a piece of garbage, just go to Medellin or
rio.
Personally speaking as a swinger myself, i would say from a lot of experience with 100’s of women i would say that every woman is different. I am overall convinced that even using one method to attract women will result in different results every time. But overall personally i think it is a lot better if us guys date a lot of women before we choose the one we want. This way if you are in a crappy relationship you won’t have to make excuses for cheating.
I remember Level too. Those were the good old days of SoBe.
Jesse, you are so right. I’ve approached and talked to a lot of girls on my 5 of 6 day vacation. I’ve had 2 flakes and the rest of the women have overrated attitudes of themselves. Next time, Costa Rica or somewhere else.
Miami is a great place. There are flaws but I mean which city in america doesn’t have flaws?….
Thank u Jesse. Great artical
Hey Jesse, I have never been to South America. I have been to Ukraine and Poland many times and the women are all stunning! Long beautiful legs, skinny, and dress sexy. I want to teach english abroad this year and I have heard so much about South American women too. Could someone please give me advice on where would be the better place to go to find love. Eastern Europe or South America??? Also, which city in South America has the hottest girls?
Thanks
Dave, hit me up on the lounge to ask!
http://www.seductionscience.com/lounge/
I live in San Francisco, have never been To Miami. I Already made a plan to go there next year on summer to meet up with my friend who lives in Ohio. If she can’t get off from work, I’ll be there alone by myself. So is this a good idea to be at south beach by myself? I am an Asian and I know there is not many Asian there.
It just depends on how social and outgoing you are; you can meet a lot of friends quickly, but NOT if you spend all days indoors or are shy! But that’s common sense anywhere
thanks those are great tips
I also am from Miami. The real Miami. I would only go to South Beach when relatives came to visit. But you can have a good time with $50 on SoBe. You just have to be savvy. Go get lit at smaller bars on the double digit blocks(10th and up) its less expensive. And once your “nice”, walk back down to the single digit blocks and sidewalk pimp until a doorman gives you a green light. But really, the gold coast is were the real people hang out. And I’m from Carol City
Your right Jesse, i am down for the winter music conference. I have sticking points but generally i use your advice. They girls comes in really quick and the non verbals trumps and talkin, they never ask. Got rolled on (girls stand beside or in front of me and dances really sexy) several times and could not amp myself up fast enough. Still, the model stick girls are fabulous for me because i never get an oppurtunity to talk too or see.
Yeah… except that YOU didn’t get laid. It was fun because it was new. Money was thrown around I’m sure. But no sex.
At the same time, the quality of the girls is very overrated and the prices (hotels, drinks, club fees) sky-high. Guys thinking that there are models everywhere and and slutty easy girls will be disappointed.
yesssss!!!! thank you
@Annie – you are the typical retard beta american male full of shit and brainwashed by some retard ugly bitches … You are probably spending top dollar and try to impress people talking about confidence because you are actually a looser with no personality and no brain and just full of shit. probably that works with some retard girls (plus lots of money as I said).
You are just a monkey who plays banana for retard women .. and then brags about it..
after 9/11
i started going down to key west
south beach is great ,did not do to well with the girls
but,key west was great with the local girls
my prime time 2.00 to 4.oo am LOL
Wilson, yes key west has a nice vibe to it
All I remember of S. Beach is homeless bums, bums, bums and more bums. And thugs coming in from O-town as well as cross-dressers and transsexuals, lots of them. And freaks, cops, hyper-expensive everything, $35 sandwiches, and bums. Did I mention bums? That was the most over-rated place ever. I lived on the island, than was over 10 years ago and I ain’t been back since, did it change much?
Well it’s not as bad as that now, but still you’re not that far off
I really don’t agree with you guys. I’ve only been here a few weeks and been opening like crazy. Nobody has really been unfriendly to me at all I swear to God. I think South Beach is beautiful. I will agree though on it being pricey and would agree on the tough to get into clubs.
Hey man just thank you . I am ready to retire from the military and wanted some place were folks can be real . I am 51 your assessment of south beach allowed me to continue to search for a town to settle down in …Kevin
Glad it could help Kevin
Very hot girls but only in a few exclusive places that are hard to get into, you can’t just walk into any old club and expect there to be really hot girls.
Oh!..I just noticed you HAVE done reviews of other places on this site.
Hi, Jesse;
Thanks for the write-up about South Beach.
I was wondering about places in the Keys of Florida.
It would be GREAT to get-away from the glitter and hype of some places.
I don’t hear too much about the Virgin Islands.
I am interested in knowing more about the places you have been.
I like the florida keys, and key west very relaxed place
hey man great site. you are dead on about miami.
my friend moved here from nyc, and he left 3 weeks later.
he was paranoid and told me it was an island version of groundhog day.
He said everybody here talks about alot of money, but they are all talk. great stuff here,Jesse.
thanks
Miami and South Beach is highly, highly overated, dumpy, dangerous, and incredibly superficial! Why would anyone want that when what really counts in life is reality? At the end of the day, no matter where in the world you are, people are people, cities are cities, and life is life. Everyone has to make money, eat, shit, sleep and live somewhere. Materialism and glamour is just a cheap, gloss veneer that camouflages reality.
Glad you agree ! 😯
cool take dude, I myself thought it was one hell of a place. good to know it’s overrated. would you say Floripa is better?
Yep, Floripa is great
Been to South Beach yourself? Let me know what you thought of it.
Or if you haven’t let me know what you think about visiting!
Yeah, it’s not ALL bad. Just guys going there typically have overblown expectations of a pussy paradise