So you want to pick up girls in South Beach, Florida?
We’ll start with the good things about South Beach, and then the bad as it’s quite a mixed bag.
Model party in South Beach
South Beach is actually a man-made barrier island between the city of Miami and the Atlantic Ocean. You can go back and forth between South Beach and Miami by driving over a very long bridge. So South Beach has its own culture that is distinct from the rest of Miami.
For one, you can get around South Beach walking, whereas in Miami you need a car. Which is pretty cool because you can walk between the beach, clubs, bars, and restaurants, and back to your hotel.
During March, the beach swells with girls on Spring Break – it’s literally wall to wall college girls in bikinis covering the beach – and it’s a BIG beach. There’s a strip of clubs and bars too.
Now the downsides…
It’s a pretty expensive place. Hotels run at minimum about $150 per night, and it’s far more expensive during events like Spring Break. There are two or three hostels, but they’re not that great, lack privacy, and can be overcrowded.
In summer it’s HOT and HUMID. Like disgustingly “I don’t want to go outside” humid.
It’s not exactly a tropical paradise. The beaches are white and set back from the road, but the place is highly developed for tourists. There’s not much natural beauty there.
The club entrances can be extensive ($20 to $40) and there’s often long lines to get inside (like 1 to 2 hours of waiting outside). You can avoid the lines if you have a bunch of girls with you, and even then it’s not always guaranteed.
Sometimes the clubs can be packed with guys too – like 3 guys to every girl.
Drug use is big and some of the girls will be high as kites.
So How Are The Women?
The women are not particularly friendly. Not mean. But not really friendly either.
Picking up by being a laid back, “nice guy” won’t cut it. Expect blow out after blow out and stay in the set no matter what until you turn them around. It’s intense and a rush, but don’t expect to just breeze on in and pull girls with little effort.
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If you can get into an exclusive party or a roped off VIP area, there can be a lot of beautiful women. But if you’re in the normal area of a club or in a general nightclub, I found that the women aren’t that attractive. Unless you’re a VIP, the 9’s and 10’s, and often even the 8’s, will be roped off from you.
Note that the pictures I’m providing here represent the hottest of the women – the top 1% of them.
Most of the women however are just average-looking tourist chicks from around the U.S., so you should have realistic expectations that the vast majority of women look nowhere like super models.
Gaming South Beach How-To
You’ll find a lot of guys who save up there year’s savings so that one weekend they can splurge and burn all their money renting a Ferrari and trying to pickup girls, but end up buying prostitutes out of frustration and horniness. You’ll meet a lot of strange characters.
Generally I would call South Beach the most overrated club scene in the world I’ve been to – meaning that the hype the marketers generate for it as being a great place to meet hot women far exceeds the actually reality. The whole club scene more resembles a way to fleece horny young tourist guys of their money.
As for day game, most of the girls walking the streets aren’t particularly beautiful. There’s a lot of homeless people and drug junkies. It depends on what time of the year it is, and if it’s a busy tourist weekend, in which case you’ll find a lot more girls who flew in for the weekend.
Really, the best place to pickup women is on the beach itself. If you wake up early as the sun is rising, or later in the evening when the sun is not so intense, and you have SOLID beach game, you can meet more attractive women that way.
If you decide to move to South Beach to LIVE year round, that can solve some of the problems. If you’re game is good, you can meet the right people and get the connections into the VIP areas and so on. Still, summers are brutal hot, and many winter days are too cold for the beach. And even when you meet a girl, most of them leave a few days later since they’re all on vacation. The people I know who moved there all moved away after a year for one reason or another.
If you want to get laid on Spring Break, I would recommend going to Cancun instead. If you want relaxing beaches and nature, go to Costa Rica. If you want a Latin nightlife experience, go to the city of Miami or Costa Rica. South Beach, while it has positives for it, generally isn’t worth it when you’ve got so many other options.
Then again, you might love it there… some people do. Everyone is different. That’s just my take.
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No question there are great looking ladies there. BUT, I gotta say at least 85% are fat ass dogs! Way to much PLASTIC, GRAVITY and RICE AND BEANS!
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yes south beach is a piece of garbage, just go to Medellin or
rio.
Every state is gonna have a big city that is going to have good/bad things about it. Miami is no exception. If guys go to Miami amd Miami/South Beach solely looking for women will miss out. I never been to Miami, but will visit next year. You have to understand that Miami is more a flash over substance kind of city. Yes, you will see some pretty girls but you will see some non-attractive women too. It is like that in every big city. Miami is no pick up paradise city like a Colombia, Costa Rica, Rio. I would say just go there with a open mind and also visit other things besides the beach. There is a casino 30 minutes north of Miami. I agree with Dennis reply by how Miami is about money,money,money. “Flash over substance”
Can’t confirm this report. I was there in a language school for 3 months and lived in South Beach and it was an amazing time! The most important thing is to know some girls. If you have girls with you (more girls than guys – important), you will get approached at the beach from some club promoters. They will bring you in the clubs – without waiting outside and for 40-50$ you will get a lounge with free drinks allnight (normally champagne and some vodka). I can’t confirm that there are more guys in the clubs than girls. Normally its like 3 girls to every guy. And a lot of girls were tourists or language students like me – so they just wanted to have fun. If you have connections in South Beach or you are with some girls, it’s paradise in Miami Beach 🙂
Personally speaking as a swinger myself, i would say from a lot of experience with 100’s of women i would say that every woman is different. I am overall convinced that even using one method to attract women will result in different results every time. But overall personally i think it is a lot better if us guys date a lot of women before we choose the one we want. This way if you are in a crappy relationship you won’t have to make excuses for cheating.
This is the thing. You Can be a homeless guy and get into VIP in any club as long as you have CHARISMA. Charm, style (even homeless style, as long as you back it up). I’ve had door men pull me off while I was walking down the street in shorts and say “hey you, come in”. I was like WTF. It’s how you carry yourself. Like the other man said..CONFIDENCE.
Story: I was at Level (before it became Mansion) and I was at real entrance a few doors down..I asked the door guy..”Get me away from the crowds in VIP”..HE GOES..go around back. I went in the alley (which I didn’t know was an entrance and what they called LEVEL 6) I walked up a LONG flight of stairs and was in the utmost exclusive place in the club without spending a dime. I hobnobbed with celebrity, owners, politicos, (pitched a few ideas, got a few contacts, networked..etc). THIS IS SOUTH BEACH..the place I love. 🙂
I remember Level too. Those were the good old days of SoBe.
Jesse, you are so right. I’ve approached and talked to a lot of girls on my 5 of 6 day vacation. I’ve had 2 flakes and the rest of the women have overrated attitudes of themselves. Next time, Costa Rica or somewhere else.
Miami is a great place. There are flaws but I mean which city in america doesn’t have flaws?….
Thank u Jesse. Great artical
Hey Jesse, I have never been to South America. I have been to Ukraine and Poland many times and the women are all stunning! Long beautiful legs, skinny, and dress sexy. I want to teach english abroad this year and I have heard so much about South American women too. Could someone please give me advice on where would be the better place to go to find love. Eastern Europe or South America??? Also, which city in South America has the hottest girls?
Thanks
Dave, hit me up on the lounge to ask!
http://www.seductionscience.com/lounge/
I live in San Francisco, have never been To Miami. I Already made a plan to go there next year on summer to meet up with my friend who lives in Ohio. If she can’t get off from work, I’ll be there alone by myself. So is this a good idea to be at south beach by myself? I am an Asian and I know there is not many Asian there.
It just depends on how social and outgoing you are; you can meet a lot of friends quickly, but NOT if you spend all days indoors or are shy! But that’s common sense anywhere
I also am from Miami. The real Miami. I would only go to South Beach when relatives came to visit. But you can have a good time with $50 on SoBe. You just have to be savvy. Go get lit at smaller bars on the double digit blocks(10th and up) its less expensive. And once your “nice”, walk back down to the single digit blocks and sidewalk pimp until a doorman gives you a green light. But really, the gold coast is were the real people hang out. And I’m from Carol City
thanks those are great tips
Your right Jesse, i am down for the winter music conference. I have sticking points but generally i use your advice. They girls comes in really quick and the non verbals trumps and talkin, they never ask. Got rolled on (girls stand beside or in front of me and dances really sexy) several times and could not amp myself up fast enough. Still, the model stick girls are fabulous for me because i never get an oppurtunity to talk too or see.
Well Jesse for the first time in my life these girls wasn’t slutty, and I didn’t have to pretend a mean, bad tough guy to have a normal conversation with the girl….. I lived in Sunny Isles when I was in Florida, I met chicks mostly in Aventura and Ocean Drive, South Beach, so I guess I’m gonna have fun again this year, and you know as I ways sayin’ girls were very friendly to me… The only thing that I had to do was just smile or blink an eye, and conversation started spontaniously… It was a normal situtation on the street, or beach, or mall… Normally I can’t come up to the girl on the street and ask her if she wants to get a drink, in Miami i could do that, so that was awesome…
I disagree with all of you guys! I’ve been to Miami like 2 years ago, and I was in South Beach, and I’m not a tall-super handsome kinda guy, but girls… Man! they smilled to me all the time and I had couple of cases when girls came up to me, asked me where i’m from and wanted to hang out… I wasn’t in clubs back then that much cause I was with my parents… This year I’m coming back with my buddies and I think there won’t be a problem with getting laid. Also, when I was on a plane to Miami, I sat next to the guy who was local and he told me that if I wanna get laid I just need to go to any bar or club in Ocean Drive and I’ll have it granted… My expectations are hight this year, and btw. most of the chicks I’ve met there… It was weird but it was in the mall:O
Yeah… except that YOU didn’t get laid. It was fun because it was new. Money was thrown around I’m sure. But no sex.
At the same time, the quality of the girls is very overrated and the prices (hotels, drinks, club fees) sky-high. Guys thinking that there are models everywhere and and slutty easy girls will be disappointed.
@Annie – you are the typical retard beta american male full of shit and brainwashed by some retard ugly bitches … You are probably spending top dollar and try to impress people talking about confidence because you are actually a looser with no personality and no brain and just full of shit. probably that works with some retard girls (plus lots of money as I said).
You are just a monkey who plays banana for retard women .. and then brags about it..
yesssss!!!! thank you
I appreciate your opinion Annie. Your pickup advice is good. But you are a woman, and don’t have to follow through with being super confident, as you advise. South Beach will be very hard for most guys, particularly since most tourist men think they can get a lay there like it’s Spring Break or something. South Beach is a tourist trap, and lots of money is thrown around relative to the number of hookups that occur. Most guys will only masturbate and go home with nothing.
If your game is tight, obviously you’ll do well anywhere. But if your game is tight and can do well anywhere, there’s no particular reason to go to south beach.
after 9/11
i started going down to key west
south beach is great ,did not do to well with the girls
but,key west was great with the local girls
my prime time 2.00 to 4.oo am LOL
Wilson, yes key west has a nice vibe to it
All I remember of S. Beach is homeless bums, bums, bums and more bums. And thugs coming in from O-town as well as cross-dressers and transsexuals, lots of them. And freaks, cops, hyper-expensive everything, $35 sandwiches, and bums. Did I mention bums? That was the most over-rated place ever. I lived on the island, than was over 10 years ago and I ain’t been back since, did it change much?
Well it’s not as bad as that now, but still you’re not that far off
I really don’t agree with you guys. I’ve only been here a few weeks and been opening like crazy. Nobody has really been unfriendly to me at all I swear to God. I think South Beach is beautiful. I will agree though on it being pricey and would agree on the tough to get into clubs.
Hey man just thank you . I am ready to retire from the military and wanted some place were folks can be real . I am 51 your assessment of south beach allowed me to continue to search for a town to settle down in …Kevin
Glad it could help Kevin
South Beach itself reminds me of some bad Latin American town – not safe, dirty and not friendly. Its also a very expensive place and as a guy who has to watch his bucks, you really get more action from a lap top dance then clubbing in Miami.
The women on the other had are incredibly hot. I used to live in NYC and LA and saw and met some outstanding women but Miami is tops. Particularly if you like Latina women.
However it was a very frustrating place for trying to pickup. Jesse is right you will get blown out alot and I did the whole time. So I stay away.
Very hot girls but only in a few exclusive places that are hard to get into, you can’t just walk into any old club and expect there to be really hot girls.
Oh!..I just noticed you HAVE done reviews of other places on this site.
Hi, Jesse;
Thanks for the write-up about South Beach.
I was wondering about places in the Keys of Florida.
It would be GREAT to get-away from the glitter and hype of some places.
I don’t hear too much about the Virgin Islands.
I am interested in knowing more about the places you have been.
I like the florida keys, and key west very relaxed place
hey man great site. you are dead on about miami.
my friend moved here from nyc, and he left 3 weeks later.
he was paranoid and told me it was an island version of groundhog day.
He said everybody here talks about alot of money, but they are all talk. great stuff here,Jesse.
thanks
Miami and South Beach is highly, highly overated, dumpy, dangerous, and incredibly superficial! Why would anyone want that when what really counts in life is reality? At the end of the day, no matter where in the world you are, people are people, cities are cities, and life is life. Everyone has to make money, eat, shit, sleep and live somewhere. Materialism and glamour is just a cheap, gloss veneer that camouflages reality.
hey im from miami and its not all “highly”over rated. I lived in miami mi whole lifa and not all of us are get money and spend it. hat is highly over rated is how people judge miami. it depends on were you go and hang out at south beah the people are kind and nice and next time you talk or post about something make sure u know about it first. miami is a nice spot that mixes all forms and cutlurre into on pot and if u come here u feel as if we are all equal there are no groups like the black,the latins,or the carribean were all one people .when you trash miami u trash the people with it and im sorry you feel that way but we are just fine thank you very much joe
Glad you agree ! 😯
cool take dude, I myself thought it was one hell of a place. good to know it’s overrated. would you say Floripa is better?
Yep, Floripa is great
Been to South Beach yourself? Let me know what you thought of it.
Or if you haven’t let me know what you think about visiting!
South Beach is an overated commercial hype. That place is a promotional magnet for money, money and money. I lived at 20th and Collins. Parking, the crowded weekends and noise is horrible.
Their seems to be an atmosphere that promotes fantacy and exhibition. I had friends and family come in from Lima, Peru. They noticed right away how fake the place was. People trying to be and act like stars, a lot of fake fashions and jewelry. Their is a heavy
presence of alternative lifestyles. Most of the people look normal, not every girl or guy is hot and goodlooking. Most of the stars live away from South Beach district, on other Islands. Beside, they are too busy to hang out on South Beach. When they do come out, they are in VIP only clubs. This is not a family oriented culture, a lot of bodies showing.
On the otherhand, there are very attractive, nice and friendly people who come to the beach. If you want the party scene, South Beach is the place. VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE.
Every state is gonna have a big city that is going to have good/bad things about it. Miami is no exception. If guys go to Miami amd Miami/South Beach solely looking for women will miss out. I never been to Miami, but will visit next year. You have to understand that Miami is more a flash over substance kind of city. Yes, you will see some pretty girls but you will see some non-attractive women too. It is like that in every big city. Miami is no pick up paradise city like a Colombia, Costa Rica, Rio. I would say just go there with a open mind and also visit other things besides the beach. There is a casino 30 minutes north of Miami. I agree with Dennis reply by how Miami is about money,money,money. “Flash over substance”
Yeah, it’s not ALL bad. Just guys going there typically have overblown expectations of a pussy paradise
Hey Jesse,
I live in Fort Lauderdale and occasionally have some business down in Miami. Whenever I’m in the MIA I always make it a point to stop by Miami Beach and hang out. I disagree with your article on a few points. Yes there are some crackheads and drunks walking the streets but you are guaranteed to see model-caliber girls walking up and down the streets and hanging out in Starbucks. I actually was in a Starbucks once in Miami Beach and there was a gathering of very sexy models (they were having some kind of class meeting or something). One of the models was definitely giving me signals of attraction (I was in a suit and tie). Yes the girls at the clubs can be rude but at the beach or on the street (in a non-club environment) I think the hot babes are approachable…..My two cents anyway.
E-Diddy
PS-I never thought I could live anywhere else besides New York City until I saw Miami (all of South, FL really).
Every state is gonna have a big city that is going to have good/bad things about it. Miami is no exception. If guys go to Miami amd Miami/South Beach solely looking for women will miss out. I never been to Miami, but will visit next year. You have to understand that Miami is more a flash over substance kind of city. Yes, you will see some pretty girls but you will see some non-attractive women too. It is like that in every big city. Miami is no pick up paradise city like a Colombia, Costa Rica, Rio. I would say just go there with a open mind and also visit other things besides the beach. There is a casino 30 minutes north of Miami. I agree with Dennis reply by how Miami is about money,money,money. “Flash over substance”