Comments on: South Beach, Miami Florida – How Hot REALLY Are The Girls?

By: Jesse Charger

Jesse Charger — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 03:49:07 +0000

I appreciate your opinion Annie. Your pickup advice is good. But you are a woman, and don’t have to follow through with being super confident, as you advise. South Beach will be very hard for most guys, particularly since most tourist men think they can get a lay there like it’s Spring Break or something. South Beach is a tourist trap, and lots of money is thrown around relative to the number of hookups that occur. Most guys will only masturbate and go home with nothing.

If your game is tight, obviously you’ll do well anywhere. But if your game is tight and can do well anywhere, there’s no particular reason to go to south beach.

By: annie

annie — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:53:19 +0000

you guys are all debbie downers and negative. i live in miami and go to college here. i must say i don’t agree with your article jesse. it sounds like to me that you went to a crappy club on hip hop night, met some crack addicts under a bridge or tried to hit on dumb little girls. okay first off i go to that beach often to surf other times just to relax with friends, or tan. then my girls and i go often to the club scene. we like to start off at bars then head toglther to the good clubs.
the girls are hot. the hot girls have big egos. the guys with very little self confidence wont get the hot girls with a huge ego.
Honestly if your going to go to South Beach you cannot be a whimpy insecure little dude, MAN up and be a real man. Understand this the fat chubby girls, with muffin tops, saggy stretched otu boobs and cellulite ass’s if you were to wink at them they’d run over to you all with puppy eyes in their tankinis. But the sexy skinny girls, with perky boobs, cellulite free asses, pretty faces and tiny waists i’ll tell you right now are not going to give a damn if you wink at them. they get winked at all the time and hit on at the beach. they aren’t going to go for the seventh guy who is drooling at them from a distance. But they will go for the guy who has CONFIDENCE imagine that. They guy who comes up to them and says something that leaves the girl like what did you just tell me. you need to be upfront, confident with that bad boy i don’t care attitude, that dirty manly attitude. You’ll have her eating out of your hand. You need to act like your the most confident thing on this planet like your the hottest sh*t n earth. if you act that way even if you don’t believe but if you act as if and speak that way, she will believe it mark my words.
Okay best tips to meet girls:
-a lot of times these girls will pre-game before clubs or get a bite to eat. So walk through the ocean drive resteraunts on the sidewalks, the hostess with all try to get you to see the menu. But your not there to chow down on burgers your there to taste test the chickadees. see if after a couple resteraunts you scanned where the chicks you really want are. Make sure they are just girls on the outside table. Then try to get a table near them or in a way where you will have direct eye contact with the chick. Send some really fruity drink to her table add a double shot to it why not? then after she has enjoyed her drink for a little bit, just casually CONFIDENTLY stroll up there and give her a cocky line and sit at her table pump up the chicks and if your feeling order around of tequila shots.
-another idea is go to the big volley ball courts confidently send a overly cocky ‘line’ to a girl a watching from a far. Say something overly overly cocky to her that has her shocked then give her a playful line to have her join you in the game by giving her a halfway joking line giving her a chance to redeem herself on the courts. hell you can make it intresting and bet on a around of drinks or something.
- i’ll tell you what not to don’t every play the creepy old child molester man what I mean by that, don’t creepily over oogle her at the beach she gets enough of that, if your drunk don’t approach her and unless its late at night after a club don’t be all like i have bottles in my room lets go there.
- be casual, cocky overly confident.
-if she is playing with a ball confidently grab the ball and challenge her that the only way she’ll get it back is by going against you and winning.
***Be bold Confident Cocky act and speak like your gods gift to the earth.****

and it wouldnt kill you to stop shoving whoopers down your throat and curl a few weights before the beach..

By: Jesse Charger

Jesse Charger — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 13:11:14 +0000

Wilson, yes key west has a nice vibe to it

By: wilson

wilson — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:58:14 +0000

after 9/11
i started going down to key west
south beach is great ,did not do to well with the girls
but,key west was great with the local girls
my prime time 2.00 to 4.oo am LOL

By: Jesse Charger

Jesse Charger — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 13:46:55 +0000

Well it’s not as bad as that now, but still you’re not that far off

By: steve

steve — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 18:58:31 +0000

All I remember of S. Beach is homeless bums, bums, bums and more bums. And thugs coming in from O-town as well as cross-dressers and transsexuals, lots of them. And freaks, cops, hyper-expensive everything, $35 sandwiches, and bums. Did I mention bums? That was the most over-rated place ever. I lived on the island, than was over 10 years ago and I ain’t been back since, did it change much?

By: Red Man

Red Man — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 01:23:57 +0000

I really don’t agree with you guys. I’ve only been here a few weeks and been opening like crazy. Nobody has really been unfriendly to me at all I swear to God. I think South Beach is beautiful. I will agree though on it being pricey and would agree on the tough to get into clubs.

By: Jesse Charger

Jesse Charger — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:56:02 +0000

Yeah, it’s not ALL bad. Just guys going there typically have overblown expectations of a pussy paradise

By: Jesse Charger

Jesse Charger — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:55:14 +0000

Glad you agree !

By: Jesse Charger

Jesse Charger — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:54:49 +0000

I like the florida keys, and key west very relaxed place