Why Mark Anthony Had Sex Behind Jennifer Lopez’s Back

So Mark Anthony and J Lo are splitting after 7 years married.

The media is calling this a “Big Surprise”, but anyone with half of common sense could have seen this coming.

99% chance it’s because Mark Anthony has already been caught sexing up other women, multiple times.

Just doing what any red-blooded alpha male would do when presented endless opportunities for quick sex with young, star-struck  women.

Mark Anthony has opportunities at every turn.

First, the guy is RICH. Renting a top-of-the-line Playboy Playmate for $500 an hour is like buying a Starbucks Latte for this guy. It’s like paying PENNIES to him.

He’s FAMOUS. Girls will have sex and spread their legs just because they’re attracted to his fame and face recognition and because he walks around with an entourage.

He’s ALONE. Jennifer is busy on American Idol and her music recording. Mark Anthony has his own career to attend with. This means plenty of nights away and alone hundreds of miles apart. He has every opportunity to cheat.

Far from being “The Most Beautiful Woman in The World” according to People Magazine, 99% of these female celebrities look just like anyone else underneath the hair, make-up and lighting.

Mark has an A-type personality. That’s what has helped make him so successful. It also makes him horny as hell and want to accumulate pussy. Driven, successful men want to fuck tons of chicks, period.

On the other end of the spectrum, Jennifer Lopez can only LOSE value over time.

The Coolidge Effect kicks in. Men get bored having sex with the same woman over and over again hundreds of time. This works against any woman’s favor, and usually why women try to reign in their man and control their man to compensate, to prevent him from straying.

But in Mark Anthony’s case, the Coolidge Effect would have a strong effect to make him sleep around at every opportunity.

Also, Jennifer Lopez is aging. She’s not as youthful as she once was in her face, and after children and working long hours her body probably isn’t what it once was 10 years ago when they first met. Her sexiness value slowly decays. And men tend to want younger women.

Compare that to men, who typically grow more attractive in terms of their status and power as they age.

As women age, they tend to lose sexual value. As men age, they tend to gain sexual value. Another reason Mark Anthony is probably straying.

Celebrities should know better. For all these reasons, it’s why typically the man strays, having sex with many young women, and most of celebrity couples eventually break up.

And it’s why study after study shows that relationships that last are between men who marry UP to a “hotter” chick and when women marry slightly DOWN.

When a woman like Jennifer only chases top celebrity alpha-males, it’s certain formula for eventual relationship failure.

Chris Hansen Getting Laid With Young Blonde Kristyn Caddell

Looks like Chris Hansen of “To Catch A Predator” fame has been caught sexting naked photos of himself and cavorting in a fancy hotel with much younger reporter cutie Kristyn Caddell.

NBC news reporter Kristyn Caddell

And she’s pretty cute. Kristyn looks like she’d be a fun romp in the sack.

Overall it’s pretty stupid of him to be mailing out naked photos of himself, especially just weeks after Anthony Weiner got caught and publicly humiliated for it.

But it’s not surprising either. Men are driven biologically to sex-up any young female that gives them half the chance to do it.

Men want to spread their genes far and wide, and if a hottie blonde wants to spread her legs for you, most guys will jump at the chance.

Even the fear of being caught and consequences is overridden by the reptilian sex-nerve center of the brain that screams to put your erect cock into the ripe, young, wet pussy of the younger girl.

And you can see here that his wife is pretty decent for an older woman.

But it doesn’t matter; no matter how physically hot your girlfriend or wife is, you’ll still feel that pull to spread your genes.

It’s only a matter of what opportunities you’ve got to do it.

And if you’re a relatively wealthy, good looking guy like Chris Hansen and spending many of your days and nights alone on the road, you’ll have your fair share of opportunities to bang young women.

The moral of the story? If you’re good looking, wealthy, and traveling… stay single and have your fun!

And if you get married, remember you’re putting yourself at risk – of acting on your reptilian brain for sex, programmed through millions of years of natural selection… and being severely punished for it!

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i wont waist my time, trying to mary a hollywood star…

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And consider this: if the lights are out, does it really matter who’s giving you a blow job?

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And just think- the outlier won’t have to be lonely anymore!!!

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Look, the ancient Greeks went for boys. The men of Afghanistan are doing the same today. Many in this country, albeit underground, are doing it. Boys don’t get pregnant, they grow up to be beautiful young men, and they are your worthy equal. They also are not afraid of being labeled a slut. You don’t have to work hard to get them to sleep with you! Viola! Happy fucking man wh Look the ancient Greeks went for boys, the men of Afghanistan are doing it today. All due to fear and revulsion of the “inferior woman.” Boys grow up to… Read more »
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Larssen

So because a bunch of farm animals are biologically programmed to screw different females that means that humans too should accept and be like this. Pathetic argument. I read that the more intelligent males are monogamous. And good men don’t stare at other women. So I take it the writer and subscribers of this attitude make up the percentage of pathetic low brow losers of this world. Scum bags.

Kate
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Kate

Hasn’t there been entire biographies on J Lo being in love with love? She seems to be the one who gets bored. And doesn’t her monetary worth make Marc seem like a poor man? I’m sure that really helped him feel good about himself…

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what a bunch of crap again… mark anthony is ugly as fuck and his dick probably got softer with aging and so did his belly and other muscles… only gold digger girls would want to have sex with an old celebrity like him, other girls and women who know their worth and can take care of themselves go for hot, young studs with rock solid erection who can fuck the hell out of them. like magic mike. and tons of others. no wonder jenny went after young guys after she left mark anthony, she looks sooo much better than her… Read more »
Sudheer
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Sudheer

Well Amy, the fact is we all keep running like the donkey after the carrot tied to its head. Nobody can make you happy but one person. You.

Amy Schiff
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Amy Schiff
well I’m always arguing with my boyfriend about this, I get so depressed over it, even though I’m an incredibly gorgeous blue eyed blonde (I model but i’m short and curvy/thin) and have uni degrees, sure, right now i am “the bomb” at 22, lol but I WILL get old, as we all do and that is the inevitable fate! dang. I want to have a family and all oneday, but will I be heartbroken eventually? I don’t think this is the rule at all. There are men who don’t stray, sometimes the wife is bangin and the guy is… Read more »
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Ric

very true, good article. i have the problem of getting bored of a woman after a few sex sessions, any way to stop that? otherwise i’ll never get married..not that that would be a BAD thing..

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