Cuban Girls Super Guide: 10 Tips To Get Laid in Cuba

The U.S. government has eased up travel restrictions to Cuba and American tourists are beginning to flood in.  Here’s what you need to know if you want to get laid with a Cuban girl.

A Brief Intro to Havana

The city is falling into decay and disrepair and many of the cars are from the 1950s.  You don’t see shop signs or neon lights, and it’s almost hard to locate the stores since they don’t advertise in any way.  It almost feels like you took a time machine back to the 1950s, and yet it’s still more weird than that.

havana streets

The food is very bland, but there’s live music everywhere.  In some ways it’s a lovely city, in other ways it’s a tragedy.

The people are quite poor.  People make about $20 to $30 a month, and have to hustle in other ways to make ends meet.  You’ve got families of 8 people cramped into small 2 bedroom units.

havana streets two

However, the people are friendly and there are a lot of tourists around, so it’s a cool place to be.  I always felt safe as well.

Jesse, how hot are the women in Cuba?

Miami Cuba model Claudia Sampedro

Miami Cuba model Claudia Sampedro

The women in Cuba are alright, but honestly you have better options if you’re after quality of beauty

I spent a year living in Colombia and Brazil, and in my opinion the girls in Colombia and Brazil are significantly hotter.  My theory is that women in these countries have more money to spend to keep themselves looking good.  After all, a woman in Colombia will have more than ten times the income as a woman in Cuba (yes, Cuba is that poor).

But if you specifically want *Cuban* girls, you’re almost better off finding them Miami neighborhoods like Hialeah, Kendall, and Little Havana.  They’re hotter for the most part, and you’ve got the convenience of the United States.

Miami Cuban model Mayra Veronica

Miami Cuban model Mayra Veronica

The girls are also very short… just 5 feet on average.

On the upside, Cuba is very multiethnic with a lot of diversity and variety.  You’ll find white Latinas, brown (mixed) Latinas, and black Latinas.

But do I recommend going to Cuba, just to meet the most beautiful girls?  Not over the other places I mentioned.

So, what is the nightlife in Havana like?

Havana nightlife isn’t good for hooking up.  Some of the venues are full of tourist girls getting hit on by legions of horny Cuban men, and many of them have some game from tons of practice and trial and error.  And many of the tourist girls find it exotic and romantic to meet a Cuban man- it’s part of the adventure, and the validation of being the prize feeds their egos.

As for women in the clubs, they’re mostly prostitutes.  Normal girls just can’t afford to go.

So I’d rate the night life as poor, and I’d recommend you meet a Cuban girl during the day, and then take her out at night for dancing.

How to meet Cuban girls during the day

Again, I’d recommend Colombia, Brazil, or Miami if you’re into Latin women.  BUT since you’ll be in Cuba anyway, you’re best off to meet women during the day time.

The famous Malecon Sea Wall

The famous Malecon Sea Wall

Normal Cuban girls like to party outdoors with their friends.  If you’re in Havana, I suggest going to Malecon (the sea wall) or Vedado (the central business district) which are good places to start.

Do I need to speak Spanish to get laid?

Yes, you DO need Spanish.

Normal girls don’t speak English in Cuba, and if she speaks English then she’s likely to be running a scam on you or is a prostitute.  It’s not always the case, but you’ll really be struggling without some basic Spanish (I suggest doing the 90 lessons of pimsleur and you’ll be good to go in 90 days).

The Police And Girls

Remember, Cuba is still a police state, and one of the rules is that girls are not allowed to be seen in the company of tourists.  A girl can even be arrested if they’re caught walking with you.

The police also regularly raid clubs with undercover operatives to watch who girls are talking to and question couples.

And by law a girl has to register with the hotel when she visits, information which is sent to the police (more on where to stay to avoid this later).

In other words, you’re dealing with additional hassles.

How expensive is Cuba?

Cuba has two prices- one for the locals, and one for the tourists – and tourist dollars and Euros represent hard currency for the government.  So many things are not as cheap as you’d expect them to be, as the Cuban government is keen on milking every dollar they can get.

As a result, hotels, food, and drinks at the better facilities cost just as much as in Western countries.  And while many things are certainly very cheap, overall it isn’t a cheap place to live.

Where to stay

You can have two options on where to stay.  There are tourist hotels, but these are a real hassle for bringing a girl over- many don’t allow it at all.  You’re better off in staying at a “Casa Particular” (a private home).  The government now allows a Cuban family to rent out one of their extra bedrooms to tourists, and often the family will cook for you.

Whether you can bring female guests over if up to Casa Particular, and while some will be cool with it, others won’t be.  So don’t stay with a family with kids, and ask the owner if it will be alright.  Even so, by law, the visiting girl still has to register her stay.

Is Cuba Dangerous?

No isn’t dangerous, and one reason is an economic one.

Tourist dollars represent big dollars to the Cuban government, so the police give tourists extra protection—the police crackdown extra hard Cubans hassling a tourist.  Tourists get more police protection than the Cubans themselves.

My Final Verdict…

Here’s my final verdict: Go to Cuba if you’re looking for an adventure and new stimulation, with girls as being a side interest.

However, if your focus is specifically to meet beautiful Latina women, consider a change of destination.

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Raul
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Hola a todos! Sólo para averiguar después de hacer mi investigación sobre esta chica con el nombre de Denis Saray Pérez Díaz ella como un proxeneta que proxenetas en Santa fe ” tenga cuidado ella tiene su cabello rizado de su 20 anos la piel de color marrón claro Su nombre de la mamá es Milina y su nombre de la hermana es bebita o.Ella es la persona más horrible que es jugando con su emoción y la mentira y todo su miembro de la familia están todos en esto. No pierda su tiempo y dinero !! Garantía del 100%.… Read more »
Cuban Guy
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Cuban Guy
Jajaja. What the F#!K is wrong with you people?! You have to be Cuban to understand, but Cuba is the #1 place in the WORLD to get girls. You dont get laid there, its because your a big idiot. Whores are everywhere and you choose what you want. Even the normal ones on the street fly to you dude. This article is the biggest piece of shit Ive ever seen. Where else can you screw every night all night 7 days a week for as long as you got a little money in your pocket and dont flash it around?… Read more »
Petr
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Petr

You are saying true, man!

Steve
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Steve

You are absolutely right, the guy who wrote this artical has got to be the worst person in the world to give advice on woman . Cuba is the best in the world for getting laid . Iv been to a lot of South America also

Raul
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Raul

Hello everyone! If you happen to meet this girl in Cuba by the name of Denis Saray Diaz Perez on her 20’s curly hair her moms name is Milna and her sister name is bebita please keep far away from her as they all are running a scame on foreigner to retrive money to supposedly fix her house but the money is use in many ways. Denis Saray Diaz as a pimp in which she is living with.Please don’t take her seriously she is the biggest whore there is and liar as well. You been warn!!

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clitkilla

OK… So. Don’t eat anything and you won’t have to shit in the bucket. 2. Uhh.. 3. Same as 2. And number 4. ??? I think I better ask someone who really know where to chill in Cuba.

Harvy
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Harvy
There is some good and some bad information here. I don’t agree at all with the poster “2 Coins In” He got the WRONG GIRL, as most do. The first street hooker he saw. Avoid the girls with the $1,200. smart phone, Gucci Handbag, 2k in gold Jewelry and 1k in clothes. Yes if you get a hooker, they will bleed you dry. How did she pay for all of this? BUT there are good girls, girls NOT from Havana, who will hook up with you in Havana and ask you for NOTHING ! I have been going to Cuba… Read more »
sunil khurma
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sunil khurma

very informative thanks for posting

Kris
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Kris

looking to find an accommodating Casa Particular with a Private entrance in Havana any suggestions

Spoon
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Spoon

Interesting on the no cousin = no relationship. Just git back after a month there. Would like to talk to you.

Harvy Walibanger
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Harvy Walibanger

Spoon, just checked this site, do not look often to see an comments on my post, new to this page so not sure if you are talking to me (Harvy) ? If so what’s on your mind? Thanks

Anonymous
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Ok I put my 2 coins in, I came back from Cuba at the end of May, Great place ectra ectra where not here for the site seeing aspect, the women well they do dress sexy a little raunchy, its nice seeing them in there smallest and tightest i dont mind, but dame This place is poor, I know as well as staying in a Nice Casa (Home) on the Malecon I stayed in a Chicas house and dame it gives you a reality check. Flushing toilets, Shower, sink reality check, They either have a hose or bucket. Anyways, I… Read more »
franki
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franki

Thanks for sharing that’s very nice of youthe information regards to travels to Cuba I am planning to go to to see some old building and history and old classic cars and sexy Cuban girls.

Anonymous
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Anonymous

I’m in Havana and would like to meet decent up market lady

peter peralta
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peter peralta

I know a lot of decent cuban girls,( I am an american living there) but the same thinking they have, that they might taken as prostitutes.

Anonymous
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Anonymous

You best bet is a female donkey, which will permit you to put your soft little pecker into the donkey butt hole….

Anonymous
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Anonymous

The amount of machismo and capitalist misconceptions in this article are staggering

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Anonymous
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I agree with everything said. Especially the cost.

Anonymous
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Anonymous

You are disgusting

Anonymous
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Anonymous

So machist that i almost puke

Anonymous
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Anonymous

Thanks mate. Good info

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pascal hussein

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