Good Comeback ?

Guys,

Whats a good comeback if a girl says

"I take from life just the best-the best coffee, the best food, and the best men etc. So if you think you are in the best range we will meet for coffee"
Its like shes trying to get me to qualify to her ?

A rich man doesn't say he is rich (with some notable exceptions).

You: " You would not have spent so much time and effort talking to me if you did think so."

Note: no matter how long you have been talking you make it sound like more time has gone by. Also the past tense means even is she leaves the conversation, she does think you are high status. Her leaving, only shows her spitefulness or desire to win back the frame. Either way you let her go.....

Her: " What makes you think I am putting in any effort?"

You: " I wouldn't be talking to you, if you weren't."

she is already trying to make you qualify to her. Flirt with her and be playful.

Oh really!? You like the best of everything, I thought you were so cool(pull), but after reading that your too cool for me - I can't satisfy your demanding needs(push), A low life loser like me(self depricating humour works wonders) can only give you mcdonalds and taco bell. I know it must be hard to find a guy to satisfy your needs, I mean you must be hard to please in bed - so is that why you have all those hidden vibrators because no guy can satisfy you with the best sex?! ^_^ Nice meeting you.

Something on that lines. Look what I do, it is playful funny or cocky funny by DD, try to illicit sexual themes into the humour and it'll work wonders. Just play fight with her with words and you should be fine.

Fantastic guys thanks the funny thing is I got a reply back via email so i might need to customise this over an email reply as you C&F can be difficult over email

it is true playful funny is hard to do via text and email but try to incorporate it when talknig to girls. It does wonders with attraction as you are flirting with them.

Wow, seriously who says shit like this?

The first thing I think I would do is bust out laughing, then I would probably just walk away, still laughing like a fool.

But you're not me, and maybe you want to stick around. Self deprication will work here because it works every where. But instead lets try something different, because being creative is fun:

her: (says that crap. Some how I manage not to die from laughter).
me: Yeah, I feel the same way about yogurt. One time my mom got this really bad yogurt, and I just couldn't eat it. Nothing makes me more mad then low-class yogurt.
me: I get all my yogurt imported from Monaco. In fact if Prince Rainier doesn't like it I don't either.

I've just taken her value system and made it a laughing stock. Very easy transition from this to anything else you want.

AK

this is my personal response!! "Nice try ! if only i was that easy now if you really want the best... you will meet me for lunch.. and we'll see if you can pass my test.....and if you pass then maybe i'll let you buy me a coffee !! I would say it in a sarcastic jokingly manner.....

G O L D

AK why are you such a genious?

That witty retort is pure gold. I think I'll try to think in "your" frame for a change.

Cuuryface I wasn't sure what this was till I read your FR. I'll post this here instead of your FR cos it more relevant.

I could be wrong here, but here's my take on this .

I think this lady was looking for an affair and you just flunked her test.

The reason for this wasn't Duo's answer, which was pretty good, but it was the wrong frame from when you first met her. But she still wants to meet so I dunno, maybe there's still some attraction there.

Happily married my ass. Why would she give guys who approach her, her own bussiness card if she was.

What do you guys think?

The best of dumb-arse lines...

That has got to be the funniest thing I have read all day.

I too applaud AK on his witty retort. Honesty, that line (the girl's) sounds like somthing out of a Mills and Boon.

This girl is just asking to be busted on.

Cheers.

Super007 you know what i wish i was more perspective like you. After the day 2 with her i realized how much of a screw up i had made of this. She was after an affair and I screwed up ! I just didnt see it coming i guess having worked in IT for so long i think far too analytically sometimes.

Dam just missed the opportunity to have hot sex with a gorgeous leggy blonde

Nice one AK your post has brought a great big smile

AK is a rockstar!

Jax...seriously...I thought I was the only one on this board that thought AK is a genious! His frame always blows me away...its so simple but so effective.

I'm not gonna make a fan club or anything for you (wouldn't do it for anyone so don't feel bad)... but AK you rock man!

-Bluesky

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ... I'm so cool!