Sometimes you wonder what to talk about when opening a table of strangers. Here is an idea for opening a table of strangers at a bar or or during happy hour. Walk up and give cheers to everyone. Clinc glasses with everyone. Introduce yourself and ask their names. Then ask them if they've HEARD THE NEWS . . . about the "NANO HUMMING BIRD." GROUP: "Nano humming bird? What's that?" YOU: "Well it looks exactly like a humming bird. It flies like a humming bird, stoping, turning on a dime, hovering, then jolting forward or upward or down or backward. But guess what? It's NOT a humming bird!!" GROUP: "OK. What the heck is it?" YOU: "It's the latest espionage robot built for the Pentagon. It has a camera to transmit movies of what it sees wherever it flies. It can fly into buildings. Explore all around, and people don't suspect that they are being spied on. It is the same size as a humming bird. It flaps its wings to fly. And it only weighs a couple of ounces." From there you can go into all kinds of jokes about flying it into the girls locker room or dorm at college. (Remember the name of the girl who seems the most outgoing because she is the most likely to pick up on the conversation. When she joins the conversation, then the others will feel more comfortable to join in.) Then look at this girl and say the following: YOU: "Hey Jennifer! Do you ever open your windows on a hot night?" (LOL) JENNIFER: "Yeah!" (LOL) YOU: "Alright!! I gotta get one of these humming birds!" (LOL) It works best if someone says you're just bullshiting them. YOU: "Bullshitting?!" "OK. Put you money where your mouth is. How much are you willing to bet?" (LOL) GIRL: "One buck." YOU: "Girls are SOOO CHEAP!!!!" (LOL) "Anybody else?" GIRLS: "I will." [Now you've also made some money off these victims.] YOU: "OK you're on!" Give me your email and I will shoot you the link. You can not only watch the humming bird fly but you can also see the camera movies that it is transmitting while it flies! It's really very cool to watch!" [Now you even have some emails to take home.] MORE GIRLS: "Yeah. Let me give you my email. I want to see this!" Here is the link and video about it: Nano Hummingbird, drone, spy plane, Pentagon: Pentagon, AeroVironment to unveil Nano Hummingbird, an experimental mini-spy plane - latimes.com
It's pretty cool. I noticed though that you didn't include any physical touching in your description however. Conversation material - if your purpose is for sexual attraction - is really just an excuse to stand there long enough with the girl to touch her. Whether you're talking about your job, the weather, or more cleverly about birds, they'll all be equally charged if you touch the girl. And all equally flat (in terms of actually getting sex) if you don't. Any routine like this, you should work out how you would use it to physically touch the girls, and practice delivering it in your mind that way. So right now it's only got about 30% of the potential punch it could have. Some examples: a. how could you use this to poke the girl? b. how could you use this to take a girl's hand and MOVE her? c. how can you use this to physically LEAD the girl in some way, like take her hand or arms and move them? d. can you incorporate a HUG into this? or even a group hug? e. can you incorporate a soft physical PUSH into this, and pull her back into you?
I think this also explains why online dating websites won't give out much results. hmm No touching. I tend to forget about touching. I'll write "TOUCH" and stick it somewhere on the walls or maybe near my door handle or something.
I am leaning into the direction of what you just said, Hardi, about on-line dating. I thought it was our age difference. Jesse and I can't emphasize enough about TOUCHING women. I have gotten into the habit of greeting MOST women, that I know, with a HUG/arm around their shoulder, and a KISS on the forehead or cheek. I do the same thing when I say goodbye to them. (They. now, expect it and LIKE it!) TM
