I just thought of this, as I don't get shit-tested often. Sometimes a girl will throw an unusal or un-expected one at me outside the normal "will you buy me a drink?" "Are you here alone?" Basically, I'm pretty sure that if any guy that stumbles it is due to lack of focus OR not having a default pass. Here are some default answers that pretty much cover absolutely ANYTHING a girl can throw at you. ANYTHING. 1.) What's with all the questions? You must really be into me. 2.) I was right, you are SO charming. Of course, the delivery is the most important part. This is what I end up fucking up because I'll say it deadpan and sound like a huge asshole. You gotta be smiling and laugh it off playground style like "I know you are but what am I!!!!!!!?????" Crucial. If anyone has any other good defaults feel free to add. In my opinion, with how much shit we listen to and read...it's simple to just keep one or two that work for EVERY TEST. In fact, if the girls tests you a TON, but you keep joking with the same shit, making it more and more ridiculous, she will catch the drift.
Right on Earl. That's a great way to handle it. And you only need one or two. You can even just say "Uh uh - that's right" like you don't give a shit at all about it. Or misinterpret it like she's into you, like your examples.
