Went to the Renaissance Faire today with my family. OMG it was insane, I have never been to one before. One thing is for sure, I want a girl who is down to go out in full costume, while I wear a cape and shining armor. Next year, I am coming back in full costume, it is soo nerdy but looks like so much fun:thumbup: Anyway, I wasn't really planning on doing any game because I rode up with my parents, had no phones, and no way of getting around anywhere. But....There were some INSANELY hot girls in corsets and princess gowns or as slutty witches, and it was really kinky. Most people kept in character talking in Elizabethan English which got annoying after a while. Walk in and see 2 ok girls with one super hot girl. I decide to talk to them, opening with a functional question then transitioning. "You look great, what is your name?" "Ahhh fair sir, my name is Rose." "Is that your real name or your Camelot name?" "Camelot? this is Mt. Hope! Are you not from these sacred lands?" "Nope, I'm a time travelling badass" "A time travelling what!? *makes sheepish face* Donkey, you bad boy?" "Guess the Queen's English hasn't caught up with my lingo." That was a bit of one of the funnier openers. It was tough after opening to get the girls to drop character and talk for real, as most of them were working the Faire. Go up to buy food. Girl behind counter is easily one of the most gorgeous teenage brunettes I have ever seen in my life! Tall, thin, wearing a green and white gown, with her tits pushed up. A ribbon with a bat pendant tightly wrapped around her neck, and dazzling lite-brown eyes. HOLY SHIT. My dick nearly launched off my body I make super hard eye contact and smile. I greet her warmly. Once I decide my order, here is what follows. "Hmm...I'll have a grilled cheese and lemonade." "Ok, what is your name?" "Is that for the order, or for you?!" *sheepish smile* "Hehehe I don't know maybe...." "You're so cute, how did you even get here?" Anyway, we talk for a bit, and I get her to drop the accent shit. OMG her eyes were so amazing and lit up. I wanted to transition it to a "what time do you get off" scenario, but couldn't make it happen. The line was growing huge and people were getting pissed, but fuck them. I talked as long as I could until she got too busy. She was so sexy, and this is when I decided I need a costume-nerdy Camelot girl. On my way back, one of the hot girl employees walked past me and asked if I wanted to "try her leg" She had a big chicken leg. I told her that sounds really dirty and was too much too soon. We laughed. I chatted, but my verbal game has been so off this week. Nothing super witty at all, good thing my Non Verbs have been fine. She actually lingered for a bit too, but it was going no where. My fault. Walking into the joust area I see a Mecha Hot girl who looked to be about 30. She was wearing a cloak with a black and white corset, daggers, and tights. She had face paint with magical designs over her sterling silver eyes. Def East European. I go up and take her hand with a direct opener, interrupting the people she was talking to. She tells me she is an assassin, I push her away telling her thats no good for me. I introduce myself. "My name is Brittany, and you?" "God you are so cute, Earl. So what's your castle name? "Well, I make most people call me Lady Brit!" "Hahah great, so I'm already off to a better start. Save that for the peons." What was cool is that she dropped the accent immediatley after I opened her. We talked about how she first got into this, among other things. I kept gazing into her eyes, and she would coyly back away and play with her cloak. I held her hand and spun her, which she was all about. We spoke for a longgggg time. Found out she was only in town for one day. I was trying to set up some kind of date, but logistics were just not in my favor. Also, little kids would come up to her and play sword fight, and I didn't want to be a dick and block them. At one point some old asshole she works with came out and started crashing my shit, which got her back into character. I didn't know what to do so i just blurted out "Hey!" really loud. With her attention back on me, we talked a bit more. Wasn't able to make it work tho. Shame, she was a BABE, looked kinda like Milla Jovovich, evil hot. I did some sort of sword fight contest with my mom LOL. Some dude made an off hand comment to her, and I grabbed my armor and said, "Hey squire, you watch your mouth around the maiden! I'll slay thee with my sword!" Then I opened some girls in the area. It was hilarious this place is like a movie. I want to work at one of these places it would be INSANE! So many hot, assumably kinky girls. In order to make it work, you need solid as shit non verbs, and I think a costume that kicks ass would really help. It is the summation of Peacocking. My ripped jeans and windbreaker was the antithesis of RenFaire attire. You can tell these girls dropped $100s on their dresses. Also, some way to isolate or fuck them in a horse stable or something would be great too, as the place is virtually sealed in.
Wow......Earl I want to go to a Renaissaince Faire now! Damn man you did good just had a lot of interrupts. Keep experimenting with different ways on how to handle these. Sounds awesome!
