Tiger funny

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  1. Tiger New Member

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    It might sound stupid but here it goes:

    Once upon a time I was with this Chinese girl in my room (lets call her CHB), but nothing happened because I was too drunk and sleepy, while she was horny to actually be with me, but too passive to wake me up :thumbup:. The end result was me felling asleep and she leaving...

    So I saw her again at University couple of times and last time I actually took time to speak with her more then "hello, whats up?". The conversation was very suggestive so I propose we having tea or coffee at my place, 10pm :lol:, she said "yes" but we couldnt agree on the day and we couldnt exchange numbers because I didnt have my phone with me (was going to gem). We agreed that I would drop by her place and drop my number.

    So tonight, the same night, I just grabbed a bottle of Tequila and some instant tea (which I got from Istanbul) and went to her room try my luck. The tea was in one of this plastic bags which you cant see through.

    Her flat room opened the door and we had a minute of awkwardness, with me standing with the bottle of Tequila and asking which room was CHB's.

    So I knoked on her door and said here I am and look what I got (showing the bottle)! She was curious but told that today wasnt the best day and I couldnt in come in because she was still writing thesis, expecting a friend, having a big mess in her room, which to me seemed all discardable reasons, but still I said "ok, I come back latter, but first you want to try some heroin?", showing her the bag of tea. :lol:

    Of course she didnt want, nor she believed that it was actually drugs, but smelled and looking inside this small plastic bag anyway, so I joked little more with it and then told her the truth, but I dont think she totally believed me this time, ha!

    She said, and I kinda agreed, that I needed to go, so I started to walk toward the exit, but she insisted on bringing me to the door anyway and making sure I know how to go further from there, (while waving), even though I was telling her "dont worry I know where the exit is".

    Dont get me wrong, she was gigling and didnt have a groom face or anything... she did have a little sexy hidden smile that you see on Asian faces.

    So what did I learn here? I guess I didnt learn nothing, except dont "play" with "drugs", otherwise you wont get any... I called it, "Tiger having fun". Im also wondering if we are going to have that tea some day soom, if ever...

    Feel free to post whatever comment you want to post and dont be shy :rolleyes:,

    Cheers all,
    Tiger
  2. Angelic

    Jesse Charger Administrator

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    Tea is technically a drug

    ;)
  3. TequilaMan Active Member

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    I, ain't saying, NOTHIN'!
    I know how YOU are,..Tiger!!

    TM

    Note: WARNING!!!..Don't fall for Tigers tricks!!!:p
  4. Tiger New Member

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    AAA! You're giving away my tricks :woot:! You SHOULD go with the bouble, like Jesse, hehe.

    Tiger
  5. TequilaMan Active Member

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    "..bouble.."?
    Hmm, now he is using a word that is NOT in Websters' Dictionary.

    TM

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