I went to the mall today and went to the Victoria's Secret after stopping at GNC. I remember one of Jesse's posts about keeping your cool in feminine places that can be uncomfortable for most guys, so I figured I would do it. It was funny walking in and noticing all the awkward guys/boyfriends standing around looking miserable waiting outfront. The playful smirk really makes a big difference, most people look like total douches. It was cool, the store was pretty huge. I felt the energy change as soon as I walked in, as if every girl in the store immediately became more self concious cause a guy was around. I walk up to a cute sales chick and ask her to help me out. She was really hot, tan brunette, def some kind of exotic mix. Her smile looked like Adriana Lima's. Anyway, talk loud, tell her I am getting gift ideas and ask her about sales...blah. Talk about colors, tell her "I want to see my girl in dark purple" I caught myself stumbling a bit, as I was making everything I said up and started getting confused about all the stuff the girl was talking about. Its amazing how little I know about women's underwear. I tell her, "Where are you hiding the super sexy stuff, this is essentially a gift for me I get to unwrap it..." The girl seemed a bit out of it, and for some reason I think she thought I was buying it for ME...LOL "Wow...what kind of customers do you get in here!?" Tell her a story, have her show me around the store. Tease her about not being able to leave a certain section. She was really hot, and I made good eye contact/non verbals. I was trying to work it into a pickup but she was clearly in busy weekend retail mode. I ask her name, shake hands, tell her I enjoyed the help. I could tell she had fun, but not much real attraction. Regardless, I think everyguy should go to VS when they are at the mall. All eyes are on you, you need to own the place. I walked around to a bunch of other stores. The mall was packed with beiber-fever 14 year olds...I chatted up every sales chick in every major store. One seemed uncomfortable when I touched her shoulder, and I was legit asking for help. No girls were super responsive. Mindset change: Wow, what's up with these girls?! I'm so fucking awesome how are they not stoked to see me!? Must be having a busy day. No writing unenthusiastic or lame girls as bitches. I just assume I was so awesome they didn't know how to act. At Pac Sun, a SUPER hot dark haired, light skin, dark eyed girl comes in wearing a red leather jacket and tight jeans. Awesome, unique style. She was dragging her lame ass BF. I made feindish eye contact and smirked as I walked past her. She saw me, looked away, then looked back, and of course I was still looking at her. I want to exaggerate and say she blushed and smirked, but I can't remember. In retrospect I could and should have complimented her on her style. Flirted with a girl at a Mexican restaurant. She is hot and was into me, we have mutual friends (my brother and neighbor) so I am working some social circle game on two of her other friends for leverage. Kino, hugs, teasing everytime they come over. Hopefully I can get this girl to come over:thumbup:
