5 Great Bookstore Pickup Lines

Bookstore pickup line: Pull out a random book from the shelf and open it: “Wow… cool… this book is so AWESOME… this is bad… this is the SHIT. Is what you’re reading as good as THIS?”

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Find the Dating for Dummies book. Find the “NEVER USE THESE LINES” section and blatantly hold the book up. Slowly read the lines “So… come here often” in a super player voice

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Read a book nonchalantly next to the girl. Shake your head and say, “I just can’t find what I’m looking for. How is that book of yours- is it any good?”

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Ask her, “Have you ever read a Harry Potter book?” Whatever she answers playfully express concern, “I don’t know- if I read it w convert me to witchcraft and wicca”

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Bookstore pickup line: Tell her, “Excuse me, do you know any good books on relationships? My friend wants to spice up her sex life… what would you recommend”

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