South Beach, Miami Florida – How Hot REALLY Are The Girls?

So you want to pick up girls in South Beach, Florida?

We’ll start with the good things about South Beach, and then the bad as it’s quite a mixed bag.

Model party in South Beach

South Beach is actually a man-made barrier island between the city of Miami and the Atlantic Ocean. You can go back and forth between South Beach and Miami by driving over a very long bridge. So South Beach has its own culture that is distinct from the rest of Miami.

For one, you can get around South Beach walking, whereas in Miami you need a car. Which is pretty cool because you can walk between the beach, clubs, bars, and restaurants, and back to your hotel.


During March, the beach swells with girls on Spring Break – it’s literally wall to wall college girls in bikinis covering the beach – and it’s a BIG beach. There’s a strip of clubs and bars too.

Now the downsides…

It’s a pretty expensive place. Hotels run at minimum about $150 per night, and it’s far more expensive during events like Spring Break. There are two or three hostels, but they’re not that great, lack privacy, and can be overcrowded.

In summer it’s HOT and HUMID. Like disgustingly “I don’t want to go outside” humid.

It’s not exactly a tropical paradise. The beaches are white and set back from the road, but the place is highly developed for tourists. There’s not much natural beauty there.

The club entrances can be extensive ($20 to $40) and there’s often long lines to get inside (like 1 to 2 hours of waiting outside). You can avoid the lines if you have a bunch of girls with you, and even then it’s not always guaranteed.


Sometimes the clubs can be packed with guys too – like 3 guys to every girl.

Drug use is big and some of the girls will be high as kites.

So How Are The Women?

The women are not particularly friendly.  Not mean.  But not really friendly either.

Picking up by being a laid back, “nice guy” won’t cut it.  Expect blow out after blow out and stay in the set no matter what until you turn them around.  It’s intense and a rush, but don’t expect to just breeze on in and pull girls with little effort.

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If you can get into an exclusive party or a roped off VIP area, there can be a lot of beautiful women. But if you’re in the normal area of a club or in a general nightclub, I found that the women aren’t that attractive. Unless you’re a VIP, the 9’s and 10’s, and often even the 8’s, will be roped off from you.

Note that the pictures I’m providing here represent the hottest of the women – the top 1% of them.

Most of the women however are just average-looking tourist chicks from around the U.S., so you should have realistic expectations that the vast majority of women look nowhere like super models.

Gaming South Beach How-To

You’ll find a lot of guys who save up there year’s savings so that one weekend they can splurge and burn all their money renting a Ferrari and trying to pickup girls, but end up buying prostitutes out of frustration and horniness.  You’ll meet a lot of strange characters.

Generally I would call South Beach the most overrated club scene in the world I’ve been to – meaning that the hype the marketers generate for it as being a great place to meet hot women far exceeds the actually reality. The whole club scene more resembles a way to fleece horny young tourist guys of their money.

As for day game, most of the girls walking the streets aren’t particularly beautiful. There’s a lot of homeless people and drug junkies. It depends on what time of the year it is, and if it’s a busy tourist weekend, in which case you’ll find a lot more girls who flew in for the weekend.


Really, the best place to pickup women is on the beach itself. If you wake up early as the sun is rising, or later in the evening when the sun is not so intense, and you have SOLID beach game, you can meet more attractive women that way.

If you decide to move to South Beach to LIVE year round, that can solve some of the problems. If you’re game is good, you can meet the right people and get the connections into the VIP areas and so on. Still, summers are brutal hot, and many winter days are too cold for the beach. And even when you meet a girl, most of them leave a few days later since they’re all on vacation. The people I know who moved there all moved away after a year for one reason or another.

If you want to get laid on Spring Break, I would recommend going to Cancun instead. If you want relaxing beaches and nature, go to Costa Rica. If you want a Latin nightlife experience, go to the city of Miami or Costa Rica. South Beach, while it has positives for it, generally isn’t worth it when you’ve got so many other options.

Then again, you might love it there… some people do.  Everyone is different.  That’s just my take.

59 thoughts on “South Beach, Miami Florida – How Hot REALLY Are The Girls?”

  1. It’s best if you know someone that lives in southbeach, going there to experience the wow will not happen.
    Find a party going on, there’s no telling if it’s a boring waste or the undesirable’s will be there. Overall it’s south beach, just another high end place if you have the connections.
    Bring a lambo, or expect to be pulled over by the secret police that knows every move you make.

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    1. Foreign Love Web

      You may have to go outside the United States in order to get easy sex with beautiful ladies.

      Even the author mentions this…Cancun, Mexico and maybe San Jose, Costa Rica.

      If you go to Miami or any other city in Florida, you might be disappointed.

  3. No question there are great looking ladies there. BUT, I gotta say at least 85% are fat ass dogs! Way to much PLASTIC, GRAVITY and RICE AND BEANS!

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  4. Every state is gonna have a big city that is going to have good/bad things about it. Miami is no exception. If guys go to Miami amd Miami/South Beach solely looking for women will miss out. I never been to Miami, but will visit next year. You have to understand that Miami is more a flash over substance kind of city. Yes, you will see some pretty girls but you will see some non-attractive women too. It is like that in every big city. Miami is no pick up paradise city like a Colombia, Costa Rica, Rio. I would say just go there with a open mind and also visit other things besides the beach. There is a casino 30 minutes north of Miami. I agree with Dennis reply by how Miami is about money,money,money. “Flash over substance”

  5. Can’t confirm this report. I was there in a language school for 3 months and lived in South Beach and it was an amazing time! The most important thing is to know some girls. If you have girls with you (more girls than guys – important), you will get approached at the beach from some club promoters. They will bring you in the clubs – without waiting outside and for 40-50$ you will get a lounge with free drinks allnight (normally champagne and some vodka). I can’t confirm that there are more guys in the clubs than girls. Normally its like 3 girls to every guy. And a lot of girls were tourists or language students like me – so they just wanted to have fun. If you have connections in South Beach or you are with some girls, it’s paradise in Miami Beach 🙂

  6. Roger Stephen Roth

    Personally speaking as a swinger myself, i would say from a lot of experience with 100’s of women i would say that every woman is different. I am overall convinced that even using one method to attract women will result in different results every time. But overall personally i think it is a lot better if us guys date a lot of women before we choose the one we want. This way if you are in a crappy relationship you won’t have to make excuses for cheating.

  7. This is the thing. You Can be a homeless guy and get into VIP in any club as long as you have CHARISMA. Charm, style (even homeless style, as long as you back it up). I’ve had door men pull me off while I was walking down the street in shorts and say “hey you, come in”. I was like WTF. It’s how you carry yourself. Like the other man said..CONFIDENCE.

    Story: I was at Level (before it became Mansion) and I was at real entrance a few doors down..I asked the door guy..”Get me away from the crowds in VIP”..HE GOES..go around back. I went in the alley (which I didn’t know was an entrance and what they called LEVEL 6) I walked up a LONG flight of stairs and was in the utmost exclusive place in the club without spending a dime. I hobnobbed with celebrity, owners, politicos, (pitched a few ideas, got a few contacts, networked..etc). THIS IS SOUTH BEACH..the place I love. 🙂

  8. Jesse, you are so right. I’ve approached and talked to a lot of girls on my 5 of 6 day vacation. I’ve had 2 flakes and the rest of the women have overrated attitudes of themselves. Next time, Costa Rica or somewhere else.

  9. Jesse, great info about visiting. I travel frequently and I understand each destination has its pros and cons. South Beach is a great place to visit; I enjoy the eye candy and people watching; especially the women on the beach. I make a real good living; but, you need to have good self control because when Monday gets here we need to get back to the reality of life . I am having a great time in South Beach while on business; my wife gets here in two days and we will have a great time on the beach, eating dinner at a restaurant that I can afford, have a few drinks too. At the end of the day I am going back to the hotel with my sexy wife, a bottle of wine and a fifth of something that will have us partying until we both pass out. Maybe we’ll meet some interesting people and have great conversation along the way. When we go back home we will be happy we came, have enjoyed the beach, and add South Beach stories to our already long list of places we’ve visited. Thank you!

  10. Hey Jesse, I have never been to South America. I have been to Ukraine and Poland many times and the women are all stunning! Long beautiful legs, skinny, and dress sexy. I want to teach english abroad this year and I have heard so much about South American women too. Could someone please give me advice on where would be the better place to go to find love. Eastern Europe or South America??? Also, which city in South America has the hottest girls?


  11. I live in San Francisco, have never been To Miami. I Already made a plan to go there next year on summer to meet up with my friend who lives in Ohio. If she can’t get off from work, I’ll be there alone by myself. So is this a good idea to be at south beach by myself? I am an Asian and I know there is not many Asian there.

    1. It just depends on how social and outgoing you are; you can meet a lot of friends quickly, but NOT if you spend all days indoors or are shy! But that’s common sense anywhere

  12. I have to disagree with your article and your assumption, Im from Miami and lived all my life. Miami Beach does have natural video is not a deserted Island but it has crystal clear water (think Bahamas). I work at night club in the beach where the ratio guy to girls every single night is like 3 to 7. The door guy does a great job and Im talking about 10’s when it comes to women . A lot of these girls are looking to have a good time and once they hammer is fair game even to the lamest guy out there. The clubs are there to make money and is not cheap, where I work celebrities and athletes frequent and high end clients.Is normal for people to spend in a table 10 to 15k an average, I seen a client spend 110k’s one time (crazy retard I know) . Now that being said Miami Beach sells fantasy, sells glitz and exclusivity, which is a reality to a few. If a group guys want to have a good time best bet is to dish out $ 1 k for a minimum on table and split it between say 4 guys or so. And they will always be hooottt stragglers your going to pick up if you have at least some sort of game. In a nutshell if your looking to spend $50 and have a good time at bar or club on South Beach then this place is not for you, I say look into Daytona Beach, or Panama City Beach. If you want live in a fantasy for a few days and know is a fantasy then go to South Beach. If you want to move to Miami Beach look where your heading into a lot of “hot models” trying to find sugar daddy’s to pay their bills and a lot of escorts trying to pay their bills, and rent is not cheap in South Beach. I hope this helps and take it from a local. Now I have been to LA, Vegas and NYC no other place compares to the variety and how hot women are in South Beach all put together in one spot.

    1. I also am from Miami. The real Miami. I would only go to South Beach when relatives came to visit. But you can have a good time with $50 on SoBe. You just have to be savvy. Go get lit at smaller bars on the double digit blocks(10th and up) its less expensive. And once your “nice”, walk back down to the single digit blocks and sidewalk pimp until a doorman gives you a green light. But really, the gold coast is were the real people hang out. And I’m from Carol City

  13. Your right Jesse, i am down for the winter music conference. I have sticking points but generally i use your advice. They girls comes in really quick and the non verbals trumps and talkin, they never ask. Got rolled on (girls stand beside or in front of me and dances really sexy) several times and could not amp myself up fast enough. Still, the model stick girls are fabulous for me because i never get an oppurtunity to talk too or see.

  14. Well Jesse for the first time in my life these girls wasn’t slutty, and I didn’t have to pretend a mean, bad tough guy to have a normal conversation with the girl….. I lived in Sunny Isles when I was in Florida, I met chicks mostly in Aventura and Ocean Drive, South Beach, so I guess I’m gonna have fun again this year, and you know as I ways sayin’ girls were very friendly to me… The only thing that I had to do was just smile or blink an eye, and conversation started spontaniously… It was a normal situtation on the street, or beach, or mall… Normally I can’t come up to the girl on the street and ask her if she wants to get a drink, in Miami i could do that, so that was awesome…

  15. I disagree with all of you guys! I’ve been to Miami like 2 years ago, and I was in South Beach, and I’m not a tall-super handsome kinda guy, but girls… Man! they smilled to me all the time and I had couple of cases when girls came up to me, asked me where i’m from and wanted to hang out… I wasn’t in clubs back then that much cause I was with my parents… This year I’m coming back with my buddies and I think there won’t be a problem with getting laid. Also, when I was on a plane to Miami, I sat next to the guy who was local and he told me that if I wanna get laid I just need to go to any bar or club in Ocean Drive and I’ll have it granted… My expectations are hight this year, and btw. most of the chicks I’ve met there… It was weird but it was in the mall:O

    1. Yeah… except that YOU didn’t get laid. It was fun because it was new. Money was thrown around I’m sure. But no sex.

      At the same time, the quality of the girls is very overrated and the prices (hotels, drinks, club fees) sky-high. Guys thinking that there are models everywhere and and slutty easy girls will be disappointed.

  16. you guys are all debbie downers and negative. i live in miami and go to college here. i must say i don’t agree with your article jesse. it sounds like to me that you went to a crappy club on hip hop night, met some crack addicts under a bridge or tried to hit on dumb little girls. okay first off i go to that beach often to surf other times just to relax with friends, or tan. then my girls and i go often to the club scene. we like to start off at bars then head toglther to the good clubs.
    the girls are hot. the hot girls have big egos. the guys with very little self confidence wont get the hot girls with a huge ego.
    Honestly if your going to go to South Beach you cannot be a whimpy insecure little dude, MAN up and be a real man. Understand this the fat chubby girls, with muffin tops, saggy stretched otu boobs and cellulite ass’s if you were to wink at them they’d run over to you all with puppy eyes in their tankinis. But the sexy skinny girls, with perky boobs, cellulite free asses, pretty faces and tiny waists i’ll tell you right now are not going to give a damn if you wink at them. they get winked at all the time and hit on at the beach. they aren’t going to go for the seventh guy who is drooling at them from a distance. But they will go for the guy who has CONFIDENCE imagine that. They guy who comes up to them and says something that leaves the girl like what did you just tell me. you need to be upfront, confident with that bad boy i don’t care attitude, that dirty manly attitude. You’ll have her eating out of your hand. You need to act like your the most confident thing on this planet like your the hottest sh*t n earth. if you act that way even if you don’t believe but if you act as if and speak that way, she will believe it mark my words.
    Okay best tips to meet girls:
    -a lot of times these girls will pre-game before clubs or get a bite to eat. So walk through the ocean drive resteraunts on the sidewalks, the hostess with all try to get you to see the menu. But your not there to chow down on burgers your there to taste test the chickadees. see if after a couple resteraunts you scanned where the chicks you really want are. Make sure they are just girls on the outside table. Then try to get a table near them or in a way where you will have direct eye contact with the chick. Send some really fruity drink to her table add a double shot to it why not? then after she has enjoyed her drink for a little bit, just casually CONFIDENTLY stroll up there and give her a cocky line and sit at her table pump up the chicks and if your feeling order around of tequila shots.
    -another idea is go to the big volley ball courts confidently send a overly cocky ‘line’ to a girl a watching from a far. Say something overly overly cocky to her that has her shocked then give her a playful line to have her join you in the game by giving her a halfway joking line giving her a chance to redeem herself on the courts. hell you can make it intresting and bet on a around of drinks or something.
    – i’ll tell you what not to don’t every play the creepy old child molester man what I mean by that, don’t creepily over oogle her at the beach she gets enough of that, if your drunk don’t approach her and unless its late at night after a club don’t be all like i have bottles in my room lets go there.
    – be casual, cocky overly confident.
    -if she is playing with a ball confidently grab the ball and challenge her that the only way she’ll get it back is by going against you and winning.
    ***Be bold Confident Cocky act and speak like your gods gift to the earth.****

    and it wouldnt kill you to stop shoving whoopers down your throat and curl a few weights before the beach..

    1. I appreciate your opinion Annie. Your pickup advice is good. But you are a woman, and don’t have to follow through with being super confident, as you advise. South Beach will be very hard for most guys, particularly since most tourist men think they can get a lay there like it’s Spring Break or something. South Beach is a tourist trap, and lots of money is thrown around relative to the number of hookups that occur. Most guys will only masturbate and go home with nothing.

      If your game is tight, obviously you’ll do well anywhere. But if your game is tight and can do well anywhere, there’s no particular reason to go to south beach.

    2. @Annie – you are the typical retard beta american male full of shit and brainwashed by some retard ugly bitches … You are probably spending top dollar and try to impress people talking about confidence because you are actually a looser with no personality and no brain and just full of shit. probably that works with some retard girls (plus lots of money as I said).
      You are just a monkey who plays banana for retard women .. and then brags about it..

  17. after 9/11
    i started going down to key west
    south beach is great ,did not do to well with the girls
    but,key west was great with the local girls
    my prime time 2.00 to 4.oo am LOL

  18. All I remember of S. Beach is homeless bums, bums, bums and more bums. And thugs coming in from O-town as well as cross-dressers and transsexuals, lots of them. And freaks, cops, hyper-expensive everything, $35 sandwiches, and bums. Did I mention bums? That was the most over-rated place ever. I lived on the island, than was over 10 years ago and I ain’t been back since, did it change much?

  19. I really don’t agree with you guys. I’ve only been here a few weeks and been opening like crazy. Nobody has really been unfriendly to me at all I swear to God. I think South Beach is beautiful. I will agree though on it being pricey and would agree on the tough to get into clubs.

  20. Hey man just thank you . I am ready to retire from the military and wanted some place were folks can be real . I am 51 your assessment of south beach allowed me to continue to search for a town to settle down in …Kevin

  21. South Beach itself reminds me of some bad Latin American town – not safe, dirty and not friendly. Its also a very expensive place and as a guy who has to watch his bucks, you really get more action from a lap top dance then clubbing in Miami.

    The women on the other had are incredibly hot. I used to live in NYC and LA and saw and met some outstanding women but Miami is tops. Particularly if you like Latina women.

    However it was a very frustrating place for trying to pickup. Jesse is right you will get blown out alot and I did the whole time. So I stay away.

  22. Hi, Jesse;
    Thanks for the write-up about South Beach.
    I was wondering about places in the Keys of Florida.
    It would be GREAT to get-away from the glitter and hype of some places.
    I don’t hear too much about the Virgin Islands.
    I am interested in knowing more about the places you have been.

  23. hey man great site. you are dead on about miami.
    my friend moved here from nyc, and he left 3 weeks later.
    he was paranoid and told me it was an island version of groundhog day.
    He said everybody here talks about alot of money, but they are all talk. great stuff here,Jesse.

  24. Miami and South Beach is highly, highly overated, dumpy, dangerous, and incredibly superficial! Why would anyone want that when what really counts in life is reality? At the end of the day, no matter where in the world you are, people are people, cities are cities, and life is life. Everyone has to make money, eat, shit, sleep and live somewhere. Materialism and glamour is just a cheap, gloss veneer that camouflages reality.

    1. hey im from miami and its not all “highly”over rated. I lived in miami mi whole lifa and not all of us are get money and spend it. hat is highly over rated is how people judge miami. it depends on were you go and hang out at south beah the people are kind and nice and next time you talk or post about something make sure u know about it first. miami is a nice spot that mixes all forms and cutlurre into on pot and if u come here u feel as if we are all equal there are no groups like the black,the latins,or the carribean were all one people .when you trash miami u trash the people with it and im sorry you feel that way but we are just fine thank you very much joe

  25. cool take dude, I myself thought it was one hell of a place. good to know it’s overrated. would you say Floripa is better?

    1. Hey Jesse,

      I live in Fort Lauderdale and occasionally have some business down in Miami. Whenever I’m in the MIA I always make it a point to stop by Miami Beach and hang out. I disagree with your article on a few points. Yes there are some crackheads and drunks walking the streets but you are guaranteed to see model-caliber girls walking up and down the streets and hanging out in Starbucks. I actually was in a Starbucks once in Miami Beach and there was a gathering of very sexy models (they were having some kind of class meeting or something). One of the models was definitely giving me signals of attraction (I was in a suit and tie). Yes the girls at the clubs can be rude but at the beach or on the street (in a non-club environment) I think the hot babes are approachable…..My two cents anyway.


      PS-I never thought I could live anywhere else besides New York City until I saw Miami (all of South, FL really).

      1. Every state is gonna have a big city that is going to have good/bad things about it. Miami is no exception. If guys go to Miami amd Miami/South Beach solely looking for women will miss out. I never been to Miami, but will visit next year. You have to understand that Miami is more a flash over substance kind of city. Yes, you will see some pretty girls but you will see some non-attractive women too. It is like that in every big city. Miami is no pick up paradise city like a Colombia, Costa Rica, Rio. I would say just go there with a open mind and also visit other things besides the beach. There is a casino 30 minutes north of Miami. I agree with Dennis reply by how Miami is about money,money,money. “Flash over substance”

    2. South Beach is an overated commercial hype. That place is a promotional magnet for money, money and money. I lived at 20th and Collins. Parking, the crowded weekends and noise is horrible.
      Their seems to be an atmosphere that promotes fantacy and exhibition. I had friends and family come in from Lima, Peru. They noticed right away how fake the place was. People trying to be and act like stars, a lot of fake fashions and jewelry. Their is a heavy
      presence of alternative lifestyles. Most of the people look normal, not every girl or guy is hot and goodlooking. Most of the stars live away from South Beach district, on other Islands. Beside, they are too busy to hang out on South Beach. When they do come out, they are in VIP only clubs. This is not a family oriented culture, a lot of bodies showing.

      On the otherhand, there are very attractive, nice and friendly people who come to the beach. If you want the party scene, South Beach is the place. VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE.

      1. Every state is gonna have a big city that is going to have good/bad things about it. Miami is no exception. If guys go to Miami amd Miami/South Beach solely looking for women will miss out. I never been to Miami, but will visit next year. You have to understand that Miami is more a flash over substance kind of city. Yes, you will see some pretty girls but you will see some non-attractive women too. It is like that in every big city. Miami is no pick up paradise city like a Colombia, Costa Rica, Rio. I would say just go there with a open mind and also visit other things besides the beach. There is a casino 30 minutes north of Miami. I agree with Dennis reply by how Miami is about money,money,money. “Flash over substance”

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